- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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