- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How old are you? 7

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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