- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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