- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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