Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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