Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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