Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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