- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How's the weather? Good.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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