- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What? Huh?

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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