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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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