roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Anti Joke

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