- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Jack Stevens

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.