- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

womens rights

You having friends.