- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

I hate long jokes -_-

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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