do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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