What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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boobs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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