I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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