What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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