- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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