- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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