- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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