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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

I have cancer. And you're next.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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