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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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