What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Double-whammy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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