- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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