roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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