A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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