Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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