Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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