A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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A train poops its pants.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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im not food

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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