- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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