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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs