A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

National security?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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