- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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