- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

scientology.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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