Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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