- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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