Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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69.

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Your gay

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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You sick fiend

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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