why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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