- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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