Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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