- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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