- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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