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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

your face

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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