- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Gus's mom

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

scientology.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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