Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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