- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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