Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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guest what i love pancakes

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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