- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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