- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Knock Knock Come in

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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