- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

whats hairy and crys your mom

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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