What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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