- Anti Joke

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.