- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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