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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What black and has children A black man

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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