- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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