A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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