- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Pickles are moist.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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