cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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