How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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you suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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