- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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