- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the old man say? Im old

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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