- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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