What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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the game

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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