- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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