What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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smell the vitamin C

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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