What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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the WNBA.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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