What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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JUST KIDDING^

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Okay.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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