Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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justin beiber sucks

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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