what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Ebola

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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