- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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