What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Women's rights.

What is a jew in space? Dead

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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