- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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