- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Face...tastes like chicken!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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