An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

im gay

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Invisible Children Foundation.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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