- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

John Cena

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Feminism

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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