What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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