- Anti Joke

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” makes retarded noises Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets