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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Who is John Galt?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

I'm HIV positive.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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