An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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