Anti-jokes are funny.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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