- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Bark I'm a tree

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

9/11 my birthday

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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