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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

How do you make a little girl cry?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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