What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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