- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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