What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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belly button

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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PENIS that is all

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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