- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I don't believe in giraffes.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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