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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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