- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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