I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

wael.. nuff said

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Your life

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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