WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are red, yup.

I have read the terms and conditions

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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